Threepwood for Chainstory Mascot!!!

UmmErrKane · Last edited by UmmErrKane on Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:21 am; edited 1 time in total

Who thinks we should make Guybrush Threepwood and his hardy band of pirates the Chainstory mascot?

Tapek · Guest

Arr matey!

Banshee · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:51 pm Post subject:

Hey! He dies in chapter 40...heroically, but he dies... you need to rewrite a good part of your chapter...

Tratos · General **Joined**: 01 Jan 2003

Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!

UmmErrKane · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:12 pm Post subject:

Threeheaded Monkey: THREEPWOOD FOR MASCOT!

I don't care if he dies. Threepwood's too badass to die. He's like... He's like Kane. You can't kill him. Besides, if he becomes chainstory mascot, he comes back to life!

One Of A Kind · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 7:42 pm Post subject:

lol, YES!!!! Make him the mascot! The hero of the Monkey Island games does not deserve to die in any way, shape or form!

Banshee · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:41 pm Post subject:

if he appears in chain story 2, I'll kill him with the worse ways possible Twisted Evil

hellfire · Commander **Joined**: 09 Jan 2003 **Location**: Canada

wat u got against threepwood banshee, it's not like he's a bad guy.

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Tratos · General **Joined**: 01 Jan 2003

lol, You can't match my witty repartee.

UmmErrKane · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 12:00 am Post subject:

OOAK, you are a genius and should be crowned the mightiest lore-master of the game community. I was waiting for someone to figure our who Threepwood was Smile

Guybrush Threepwood is going to be in anything I write. I'm even going to find a way to fit him into TT, and when I get the new addon for NWN, I'm making a Ninja PrC character named Guybrush Threepwood.

Tratos · General **Joined**: 01 Jan 2003

ummmm.........i would now like to draw attention to both my posts that, although being spam, quite clearly are both Guybrush Threepwood quotes and therefore request the position of co-"mightiest lore-master of the game community". And a prize (i dont know what yet though) for whoever can complete the insult from above - "You can't match my witty repartee".

One Of A Kind · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 1:33 pm Post subject:

Tratos I will happily share my position with you!!

*Waits for Tratos to turn around then shoots him in the back* Twisted Evil

UmmErrKane · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:24 am Post subject:

Shooting AND backstabbing, all in one manouver! I like!

It's been a long time since I played Monkey Island, and I can't remember any of those quotes Sad

I'm going to have to play it again Very Happy

Just out of curiosity, the three-headed monkey thing isn't from when the criminal is hanging him upside down of the bridge in the beginning of the second game, is it?

Tapek · Guest

Cmon, we have to include him now. I went through the trouble of making a banner for it #Tongue

and a classy slogan! (It truly is the catch of the day!)

One Of A Kind · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:11 am Post subject:

Yeah, we could always do a Cabal cloning Kane type thing couldn't we? It wouldn't be too difficult for these talented writers we have here (probably not including me in that) to write Guybrush back in now would it?

Tratos · General **Joined**: 01 Jan 2003

Kane wrote:

Just out of curiosity, the three-headed monkey thing isn't from when the criminal is hanging him upside down of the bridge in the beginning of the second game, is it?

No its not, i'll let you find it yourself since your playing it again, and i cant believe you cant remember the insult swordfighting.

Tapek · Guest

OMG! THREEPWOOD WAS MEANT TO BE THE MASCOT!

THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE! THERE IS A CONNECTION!!!

Look at this! I was just playing my Warcraft 3 random team, and look who I got on my team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gentlemen, the picture has spoken. This image was not faked.

Banshee · Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:11 pm Post subject:

lol... did he played well?

Tapek · Guest

Yes, we won!

One Of A Kind · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 12:38 pm Post subject:

ROFLMAO!!!!! This guy is god we HAVE to include him in whatever we come up with for this story.

Banshee · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 3:26 pm Post subject:

he gonna be killed, his soul gonna be vanished from the world and if anyone revives him, he gonna be tortured with the worst ways possible in my chapter and whoever revived will suffer as well.

Tratos · General **Joined**: 01 Jan 2003

Banshee, your not a ghost, zombie, or have a big flaming beard do you?

Banshee · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 9:43 pm Post subject:

no

DeathRay2K · Commander **Joined**: 01 Sep 2002 **Location**: Canada

Liar! I can see that beard of yours!

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Banshee · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 10:17 pm Post subject:

word from zombies Wink

UmmErrKane · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 4:18 am Post subject:

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssssss.... ! braaiiinnnssss!!

*sounds of flaming scimitars stabbing and slicing a hoarde of shambling zombies*

Ahh, now, to comment on Banshee's comment about my comment about the comment refering to Threepwood being dead, commenting on my original comment that Threepwood should be the chainstory mascot:
Ahem.
THREEEEEEPWOOOOODD FOR MASSCOOOOTTTTTT!!!

If anyone kills Threepwood, I will fly to their house and kick them once in each 'nard with my ebola-covered dagger-tipped size 19 Doc Martins... And then bludgeon you to death with a toad.

Banshee · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 4:28 am Post subject:

Nice... reserve a ticket to flight to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. Wink

UmmErrKane · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:20 am Post subject:

By an OVERWHELMING win of 1 vote, I proclaim Threepwood to be the CHAINSTORY MASCOTT! Arrrrrrrrr!

Renaming forum Very Happy

Banshee · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:56 am Post subject:

The forum doesnt host only chain stories... renaming the forum back to Fan Fiction...

UmmErrKane · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:07 am Post subject:

One Of A Kind · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:13 pm Post subject:

lol, the titanic battle of the admins beckons......

Tratos · General **Joined**: 01 Jan 2003

Kane wrote:

By an OVERWHELMING win of 1 vote, I proclaim Threepwood to be the CHAINSTORY MASCOTT! Arrrrrrrrr!

Hooray for democracy.

hellfire · Commander **Joined**: 09 Jan 2003 **Location**: Canada

He may be chain story mascot but he is dead now. and un reserectable

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One Of A Kind · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:44 pm Post subject:

Oh don't worry, where there's a will there's a way....

Kane I'm sure you happen to have some of Guybrush's tissue samples conveniently close to hand don't you?

UmmErrKane · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 11:59 pm Post subject:

Mwahahahaha. And remember, Threepwood is an NPC! :O. NPCs can't be killed in real life, so he just respawns back at the beginning!

Tratos: I concur. Yay for Democracy! Very Happy

Banshee · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:04 am Post subject:

what is NPCs? Btw, dark magic kills every soul, everything that would allow him to ressurrect, so nothing can ressurrect him again, never...

UmmErrKane · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:08 am Post subject:

An NPC is a non-player-character. They're computer played characters in RPG games, so Kane is a PC (Player Character) because he's controlled by me, whereas Threepwood is an NPC (Non-player-character), because he's a computer player. You can't kill him in real life, because he doesn't exist in real life.

Also, because he's one of my characters (NOT TO MENTION THE CHAINSTORY MASCOT :O), you can't kill him, according to the rules.

Don't make me declare AdminWar on your ass >: )

Banshee · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:13 am Post subject:

OH, SO, BUT... HE IS NOT IN TIBERIAN SUN. HOW CAN HE BE A COMPUTER CHARACTER? sO, EDIT YOUR CHAPTER REMOVING HIM AND I REMOVE HIM FROM MINE AND IT'S FIXED.

NinjaThreepwood · Guest

How dare ye' suggest I not be worthy of the chainstory! I be the chainstory mascot! Yarr!

Banshee · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:37 am Post subject:

Nice try, Kane... but your new "member" will be banned...

UmmErrKane · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:39 am Post subject:

lol, was there really any doubt that was me? Don't ban him, actually, I might use that pseudonym sometime in the future. I'm deleting the old one I used for testing, though #Tongue

(Hulk_Smash)

Banshee · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:42 am Post subject:

he is not deleted... just banned...